OOC: I could wrap this up, but this had to be addressed re: Mayday's many wardrobe malfunctions in SG canon.
May nearly laughed out loud at that, but sensing the need for quiet, she tried to stifle it and let out a snort instead. Sam looked surprised. "What's so funny?"
"Sorry, I -" She recovered, shaking her head. "You have NO idea how wrong you are about that. I've had the worst luck with, uh, wardrobe."
"This is something Dean's going to want to hear, isn't it?"
She turned bright red and lowered her voice. "No, not THAT bad, thank God. But I've learned the hard way that you do NOT put spandex in the dryer. Ever. Dad wouldn't let me live it down for weeks."
Actually, maybe Dean WOULD have wanted to be around then, considering she'd been literally coming apart at the seams. But she didn't mention that.
Dean chose that moment to pass by. "What are you two lovebirds talking about?"
"Oh, nothing," May replied innocently. Not that she expected him to buy it.
[Mayday] Not feeling all that super (tag Sam, Dean, open)
May nearly laughed out loud at that, but sensing the need for quiet, she tried to stifle it and let out a snort instead. Sam looked surprised. "What's so funny?"
"Sorry, I -" She recovered, shaking her head. "You have NO idea how wrong you are about that. I've had the worst luck with, uh, wardrobe."
"This is something Dean's going to want to hear, isn't it?"
She turned bright red and lowered her voice. "No, not THAT bad, thank God. But I've learned the hard way that you do NOT put spandex in the dryer. Ever. Dad wouldn't let me live it down for weeks."
Actually, maybe Dean WOULD have wanted to be around then, considering she'd been literally coming apart at the seams. But she didn't mention that.
Dean chose that moment to pass by. "What are you two lovebirds talking about?"
"Oh, nothing," May replied innocently. Not that she expected him to buy it.